Dan Tiernan Quartz And All

Dan Tiernan is back at it again: and this time he’s got magic rocks in his pocket.

With a hat trick of sold-out Edinburgh Festival runs, Dan's a two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee who has received countless five-star reviews. No wonder the Guardian has named him 'one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices'.

Dan returns on tour armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage and a rose quartz the size of his impossibly large head.

As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, and QI.

NOMINEE: Best Newcomer – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023

NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025

NOMINEE: Most Outstanding Show – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2026


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  • Dan Tiernan: The Gay Dyspraxic Magician
  • Getting Better at Being Gay
  • 9 Minutes of Madness
  • ‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’

    ★★★★ The Times
  • ‘One of the most compelling voices to emerge in stand-up in recent years’

    ★★★★★ Mail on Sunday
  • ‘An hour of unrelenting laughter, and the promise of an astonishing career ahead’

    ★★★★ The Skinny
  • ‘Unhinged’

    ★★★★★ The List
  • 'With unique ferocity…he’s in utter command'

    ★★★★½ Chortle
  • ‘Crude comedy with a big payoff is stand-up’s best yet'

    ★★★★ The Guardian