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Dan Tiernan is back at it again: and this time he’s got magic rocks in his pocket.

With a hat trick of sold-out Edinburgh Festival runs, Dan's a two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee who has received countless five-star reviews. No wonder the Guardian has named him 'one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices'.

Dan returns on tour armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage and a rose quartz the size of his impossibly large head.

As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, and QI.

NOMINEE: Best Newcomer – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023

NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025

NOMINEE: Most Outstanding Show – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2026

  • 16.10.26 Cambridge Junction, Cambridge 19:30 £19.50 Book Now
  • 22.10.26 Hen & Chicken, Bristol 19:30 £19.80 Book Now
  • 23.10.26 Dome Studio, Brighton 19:30 £17.00 Book Now
  • 29.10.26 Norwich Theatre, Norwich 19:30 From £19 Book Now
  • 01.11.26 Liverpool Philarmonic Music Room, Liverpool 19:30 From £16.00 Book Now
  • 04.11.26 Glee Studio Birmingham, Birmingham 19:30 £19.00 Book Now
  • 06.11.26 West End Centre, Aldershot 19:30 £19.00 Book Now
  • 08.11.26 Firebug, Leicester 19:30 £19.00 Book Now
  • 23.01.27 South Street Arts, Reading 19:30 £21.50 Book Now
  • 24.01.27 The Lowry, Manchester 19:30 From £17.00 Book Now
  • 28.01.27 Steamworks, Sheffield 19:30 £17.50 Book Now
  • 30.01.27 Palace Theatre, Dixon Studio, Southend 19:30 £20.00 Book Now
  • 04.02.27 The Attic, Southampton 19:30 £19.00 Book Now
  • 05.02.27 Salisbury Arts Centre, Salisbury 19:30 £22.50 Book Now
  • 06.02.27 Playhouse, Nottingham 19:30 £17.00 Book Now
  • 09.02.27 Blackfriars Basement, Glasgow 19:30 £19 Book Now
  • 10.02.27 Lemon Tree, Aberdeen 19:30 £18.00 Book Now
  • 11.02.27 Monkey Barrel Comedy, Edinburgh 19:30 £18.00 Book Now
  • 18.02.27 Clapham Grand, London 19:30 From £19.80 Book Now
  • 20.02.27 Limelight, Belfast 19:30 £18.00 Book Now
  • 25.02.27 Wardrobe, Leeds 19:30 £18.00 Book Now
  • 26.02.27 Polar Bear Music Club, Hull 19:30 £18.00 Book Now
  • 27.02.27 The Stand, Newcastle 19:30 £19.00 Book Now
  • 03.03.27 Dublin Sugar Club, Dublin 20:30 €25.90 Book Now
  • 11.03.27 Wales Millenium Centre, Cardiff 19:30 £19.00 Book Now
  • 13.03.27 Theatre 41, York 19:30 £18.00 Book Now
  • 20.03.27 Trinity Theatre, Tunbridge Wells 19:30 £19 Book Now
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    • ‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’

      ★★★★ The Times

    • ‘One of the most compelling voices to emerge in stand-up in recent years’

      ★★★★★ Mail on Sunday

    • ‘An hour of unrelenting laughter, and the promise of an astonishing career ahead’

      ★★★★ The Skinny

    • ‘Unhinged’

      ★★★★★ The List

    • 'With unique ferocity…he’s in utter command'

      ★★★★½ Chortle

    • ‘Crude comedy with a big payoff is stand-up’s best yet'

      ★★★★ The Guardian

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